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hilariouspuns:

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
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xpeppermin:

Kakki talks about his worst subject in school

Kakki: I… That….chemical symbols? Ummm…Chemistry? Only that, i’m really, totally not good at it.

Everyone: Really..

Kakki: No matter what kind of tests, (I) got 0 marks for everything.

Everyone: *laughs* (lol Terashii your laughter hahaha)

Kakki: I don’t understand even a single thing. Even though i’ve tried very hard to remember chemical symbols, I forgot everything the next moment. That’s why I probably don’t even know what’s (the chemical symbol for) water.

Everyone: H2O!!!!

Kakki: OHHH H2O!! I’ve heard about it before!! -THAT kind of level!

Everyone: Ehhh~

Kakki: I really, don’t know.

Terashii/Waccha (don’t know who said it >_<): (How about) Ag? Ag??

Kakki: Ag?? Ah. What was it. Ah wrong…

Everyone: *uproar* what…wrong??!

Kakki: Ag… What is Ag?

Terashii (?): Silver!

Kakki: I didn’t know!!


P.S Terashii and Waccha are both weak in Mathematics, if you’d like to know too ^^ Former scoring 1mark for his papers and latter getting 0 (LOL)

Note: I’m sorry if the translations aren’t that good/accurate…I’m still learning Japanese so there are definitely mistakes somewhere. However, the main gist is definitely there! ^^;


Me: Do a really mean Bucky-as-Winter-Soldier face.
Sebastian: Noooo…. ‘Cause you’re gonna post it, aren’t you? — Okay, I will. Hold on. Ready?
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Me: Do a really mean Bucky-as-Winter-Soldier face.

Sebastian: Noooo…. ‘Cause you’re gonna post it, aren’t you? — Okay, I will. Hold on. Ready?

(Source: norahwinters)

Tom Hiddleston on the set of Crimson Peak (4.16.14)

(Source: icymomo)

When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing

jollyasaroger:

nothingelsetodohere:

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I’ve finally done it. I’ve found the post that literally describes my entire existence. 

(Source: ghost-bucky)

loki-friggason:

It looks likE A THOR & LOKI VICTORIAN HORROR AU

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(Source: twitter.com)

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